Re: Space Cadets Hoax Out of This World

[Xenophile <xenophile2002@xxxxxxxxx>]

The "contest winners" will have to not be space nuts
like us, or else they will notice that, for all the
rocket noise and shaking, the 3 G acceleration seems
to be missing in action.  And how will the lack of
microgravity be explained?

Anyway, if I were to be hoaxed in any such way, I
would sue the pants off of the hoaxers, and then I
would have all future pants impounded for life.  I
would sue if I didn't fall for it (and I wouldn't),
and I would sue if I did fall for it (in which case
I'd feel pretty stupid, but since the whole world
would've just seen me looking stupid, there would be
little point in hiding my stupidity).

The basis of the lawsuit would be emotional damage. 
Space has been a dream for me since I was a little
kid.  To be told that the dream is coming true for
lucky little ol' me, and to work my butt off
"training" so that the dream can be real, and then to
be fooled into thinking that "oh my God, I'm in
SPACE!!"  And then to be told "PSYCH! we sure fooled
you!"  This is cruel, and the hoaxers cannot be
allowed to get away with it.  Yes, I do think there
are too many lawsuits, and yes, I think that charges
of emotional cruelty are overdone.  But this is proof
that the category should not be done away with.

It is exactly like convincing a bunch of
kindergartners that they are going to the North Pole
to meet Father Christmas... "PSYCH!  This is Norway,
and there is no Father Christmas!  You dumb kids!
HAHAHA!!!"  It is like convincing an American Southern
Fundamentalist congregation that they have been
Raptured, complete with meeting Jesus, only to tell
them "PSYCH!  You're still on Earth, and this 'Jesus'
is actually an atheist! and gay! and a Democrat! 
HAHAHA!!!"  Some things just should not be done to
people.  I hope the hoaxees punch the hoaxers in the
mouth, and get away with it.  Plead emotional distress.

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